Friday, December 30, 2005

Lyric Game

Do you know what song and band this lyric is from?

First one to guess it wins.

"Don't need a helmet, got a hard, hard head."

Happy New Year

Here are some tennis boobies, beach boobies and a cloned dog. Happy New Year!

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Tao of Poker is Pure Genius

If you're not reading Tao of Poker you should be.

Check out this paragraph from today's entry:
It was a fun table except from one local in a fishing hat who had a two week beard and coke-bottled glasses. He called everything to the river. I wanted to shoot him for cracking my aces. At the Excalibur you get to spin the wheel. At the Imperial Palace, you get kicked in the junk and have to take it like a man, unless they have cookies out. Then you get to have a stale cookie while you massaged your swollen testicles.

Genius, Dr. Pauly, pure genius.

I think I'm in love

This is Cinder. I found her at Bloggin Hotties.

Her cleavage rivals Blonde's. And that's saying A LOT!.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

What did you get for Christmas?

christmas tits
Or Hanukkah, or Kwanza or Festivus for whatever the fuck else you celebrate. We all know "The Holiday" season is all about getting! Post what you got here. I got a Sirius radio. Hooray. Already better music in one day's morning commute to work, than I've heard on old school radio in the past three years.

About this picture: I don't know what the hell it is. It's the wierdest Christmas pic I could find.

Way to keep your eye on the ball!

Friday, December 23, 2005

Quote of the Year

It always happens I hear or read the quote of the year in the wnaing days of that year. I just read this as a comment at The Blonde's Blog. It's funny and true. Check The Blonde out, she's smart, funny and extremely sexy.

Your boobs should be on currency.

They're both cute

But I only want to bang one. Can you guess which?

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Is It Just Me....

Or is this Pope really scary???

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

This drink is $950

For that price it better bring three of it's hottest friends over and they better all get naked and give me a baby oil massage.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Careful, they look cute, but beware!

According to Nolff they are part of a secret Clinton liberal plan to destroy Christmas. They're much cuter than grinches and much smarter too. They would never use a tiny dog to pull a sled (What a dumbass). But they'd surely take your last can of Who Hash, and then probably beat you to death with it while you dream of sugar plumbs and other Holiday Goodies.

Fucking liberal dolphin killing machines.

I didnt even know ostrich jockey was an option.

When I filled out that career survey in high school, nobody even hinted that Ostrich Jockey was an option as a profession. Now that I know, I'm outta here. See you bitches on the Ostrich Track!


I was watching a Saturday Night Live clip show over the weekend and they had this bit about a guy who's really effeminate, but straight. There's a guy in my gym like that. Not over the top effeminate, but he looks like he could go either way. He has kind of a effeminate voice and tattos that aren't very manly, like a carttoon moose on his shoulder and a kind of unicorny/pegasus thing on his calf.

I was in the shower with him (It's a YMCA so the showers are prison style, no stalls). And he was talking about how he sings in a choir and they're doing lots of shows because of Christmas. He's also going to see broadway shows with his wife, but he doesn't like the traffic. So I said take the train into the city and then jump on to the subway. Then he said in a real girly voice "I'm afraid of the subway." Wierd.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Tick Tock, Tick Tock

This is bonus week. Aka, wondering if I'm going to be able to pay my credit card bills week. I never have any idea how much my bonus will be. It's been big in the past, but there are no guarantees. But hey at least I get a bonus, right?

Monday, December 12, 2005

Friday, December 09, 2005

Ok now I'm grumpy again

I'm at work. Snow didn't do it's trick.

Here's something I'm stealing from Dilbert.

When life gives you lemons, choke on them and die you stupid lemon eater.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Today's a happy day!

Ok, the darkness has lifted and I'm going to try and be more upeat and positive. Let's see how long this lasts.


I forgot to post that my car got fixed, they put in a new transmission, for free! Yea!


Giants play the Eagles this week. I know Philly is in complete shambles with Westbrook out, but I'm nervous. After they got their asses kicked last week, they could be angry and their defense is still good. But I have faith in the Giants.


It's supposed to snow about 8 inches here tonight into tomorrow atfernoon> So I'm hoping for snow day! We're supposed to have out lame holiday breakfast tomorrow morning. So that will be postponed probably. They do a secret santa thing here and the limit is $10. That means tons of cheap crap for everyone. Wooo Hooo!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Why am I getting angrier and meaner

Is it the approaching holidays? No, I have a good job that pays very well. I have a happy and healthy wife and kids. There isn't too much that I can't do (Except Angelina Jolie, although someone on the radio today said that she's truning into a lolipop head).

I know. It's that key people at my company are idiots and seem to be in over their head and have crazy beliefs that iterweb shopping is going to close down all malls in the near future.

How can I depend on someone who has no clue? The big problem is if they don't do their job I get screwed financially.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Jesus Loves Porn

Wow, I was feeling guilty that I look at porn. Now that I know Jesus loves it too, I feel much better. Thank you Jebus!

Die You TV News Assholes

You're on my tv spending 10 minutes talking about how bad the snow might get.

Asshole live reporter one points to the highway and the cars racing by and says this road could be covered in snow by morning. What a waste of breath. I think I just got stupider watching that.

Asshole live reporter two bends down to measure the snow that's already fallen. Whoops it's less than an inch. But by morning, you tell us, it could reach four inches! WOW! This is NY and NJ asshole we're actually used to snow here. Unless it's a foot or more, keep it in your shitty weather forcast. And get back to telling me how that empty toilet paper roll could kill my whole family.

You've already been replaced by teh interwebs for everyone under 50, so why don't you die with dignity you bastards. Oh, that's right I forgot you have no dignity.

I hate you all, fuckers.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Here Comes The Smackdown!

The Giants beat the Cowboys and I won $100. Does life get any better? I think not.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Friday Night Blogger Poker

I played in the weekly Friday night tournament on PokerStars hosted by Actor/Writer/Blogger Wil Weaton last night. (I'm DollarDon on PokerStars.) I've wanted to play in this tourney before, but I've always been busy doing a million other things.

So the tourney is about to start and we get seated and lo and behold, I'm at the same table as the host, Wil. So of course, since Wil is at the table there are tons of observers (including the famous and briliant Dr. Pauly), and a lot of great chat! I had a blast!

I was getting good cards and doing pretty well in the tourney. At one point I was in 4th or 5th place. But after many beers I ended up donking out in 27th Place out of 91. Two ahead of our host! Not great, but not bad for my first time playing with these guys and gals.

I just wanted to say a big thanks to Wil and all who I played with. Some good poker and some great conversation.

Thursday, December 01, 2005