Monday, October 31, 2005

Friday, October 28, 2005

Who'll Be Bush's Next SC Nominee?

I say Ralph Reed or David Lee Roth. (Bush steals every idea from Howard Stern).

Eminent Domain -- The US Government Can Now Seize Your Shit At Will And Give it to Whoever They Want

The City of Jersey City, NJ wants to seize this guy's bar and give the property to St.Peter's Prep, a Private Catholic High School. Why would they do this you ask? To add a new science lab, expand classrooms to accomodate the growing population? How about to add 7 yards to their FUCKING FOOTBALL FIELD!

Plus they act like this poor guy, who's just trying to make an honest living is standing in their way. They have the attitude that they deserve the property.

"St. Peter's Prep, a respected institution with powerful political ties, argues that after spending years and about $4 million assembling property for much-needed athletic fields, it is being held up unfairly by Tan."

What assholes! What fucking country is this???

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What Happens if....

The Bush administration is indicted one by one....

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

When Did Boobs Become Evil

When did tits become so dangerous? As a hetrosexual male, I enjoy, no I think worship is a better word, boobs. I always connect them to joy. A friend of mine is fond of saying "There's no such thing as bad boobies" He altered that slightly after seeing Something About Mary.

A naked breast changed what we are allowed to see or hear on tv and radio. That's powerful. But powerful for the wrong reason -- Fear. Don't fear boobies, celebrate them.

Or move to Virginia.

Parents Against Bad Schools: Complaints About Books

From October 2005 Harpers Magazine:

From the "Sample book review documentation form" supplied by the Fairfax, Virginia activist group Parents Against Bad Books in Schools, for use by parents when registering a complaint in a school library:

1. Does the book contain any sexual content? Indicate level of vividness, using the following as a gen'l guide:
Basic - large breasts
Graphic - large, voluptuous, bouncing breasts
Very graphic - larage, voluptuous, bouncing breats with hard nipples
Extremely graphic - larage, voluptuous, bouncing breats with hard nipples convered with glistening sweat and bite marks

I don't know about you, but that "extremely graphic" category seems pretty hot.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

It's cold and rainy

I have a ton of work to do and no motivation to do it.

This is the pic that came up when I googled bored in GIS:

big bored boobies

Monday, October 24, 2005

Free Blogger Poker Tourney

I did horribly. I was up early to about $6,000 in chips. I think I was like 84th or something definately in the money, but it was very early. I got into one hand in a big way and lost about half my stack. I didn't see what the other player had ahead of time and misread the hand and lost half my stack.

The hand I went out on was badly played by me. I had $1650 and got dealt Tc Ks. I just called for $150. It was me and the Blinds. Flop comes Ts 6s 4d. I figure I've got the Pair of Tens and probably top kicker, and a flush draw.

Meanwhile my friend calls me and says why I'm not at our Sunday bowling league...he says "You'll never win anything get down here".

The small blind checks. The Big Blind bets $300. I rasie $1,200 all in. The small blind calls. The Big Blind folds.

We turn over the cards. Small shows As 4s. He's on a flush draw. He gets his spade 9s, and I'm done.

Boo Hoo. I suck. No Xbox or trip to the Bahamas for me.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Hi. I Used To Be Relevant

Now I just have a fake British accent. God I wish it was 1985 again.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Who Would you Rather Make Mad Monkey Love With

Death is not an option. Howard Stern or Tom DeLay:

Howard SternTom Delay Indicted

Oh, by the way that's DeLay's mug shot. What an asshole. He looks like he's posing for a campaign poster. Does this guy have a clue as to why they're taking this picture???

To Ink or Not To Ink

There are times when I think I might like to get a tattoo, then I see something like this...

tattoo convention

Doing better at poker

poker ace king hold em
I have my weekly poker game tonight. I didn't play last week because I took the kids to go see My Chemical Romance at the Meadowlands (they played a cover of the Misfits' Astro Zombies, which was cool).

My first week I finished 12th out of 16 people the week after that 11th out of 21. So I did better the second week. That second week I got absoloutley no cards. Every time I got an Ace or King there was a three or four to go with it. Not good.

I've been reading Dan Harrington's book Harrington on Holdem, and I read most of David Sklansky's book, so I'm hoping I'm getting better over time. My goal tonight is to make the final table.

Wish me luck!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

It's All Fun and Games

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's still fun and games, only you can't see it anymore.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Large Penis is Always Welcome

I've been watching this show Rome on HBO. This rich woman who is trying to curry favor of another rich woman is going to send her a bunch of gifts. One is a slave with a schlauncey the size of a bagette, it's hanging out and all prettied up with ribbon...The daughter says that the mother is wrong to try and get this other woman to be her friend after she previously treated the other woman like shit. And the the mother says "Large Penis is Always Welcome."


Thursday, October 13, 2005

Hi I'm a Douchebag From Quite Possibly The Worst Band Ever

I keep recording rediculously bad songs and you idiots keep on buying them.

That is all.

World's Horniest or Stupidest Couple?

You decide!

This is porbably one of those couples who call each other "Mother" and "Father". Like right after she gives birth, she says "Ok Father climb aboard. Time to make another red state voter."

Arkansas Mother Gives Birth to 16th Child

By MELISSA NELSON, Associated Press Writer Wed Oct 12, 7:48 PM ET

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - Michelle Duggar just delivered her 16th child, and she's already thinking about doing it again.

Johannah Faith Duggar was born at 6:30 a.m. Tuesday and weighed 7 pounds, 6.5 ounces.

The baby's father, Jim Bob Duggar, a former state representative, said Wednesday that mother and child were doing well.

He said Johannah's birth was especially exciting because it was the first time in eight years the family has had a girl.

Jim Bob Duggar, 40, said he and Michelle, 39, want more children.

"We both just love children and we consider each a blessing from the Lord. I have asked Michelle if she wants more and she said yes, if the Lord wants to give us some she will accept them," he said.

The Discovery Health Channel filmed Johannah's birth and plans to air a show about the family of 18 next May.

The Learning Channel is doing another show about the family's construction project, a 7,000-square foot house that should be finished before Christmas. The home, which the family has been building for two years, will have nine bathrooms, dormitory-style bedrooms for the girls and boys, a commercial kitchen, four washing machines and four dryers.

Jim Bob Duggar, who sells real estate, previously lost his bid for the U.S. Senate. He said he expects to run for the state Senate next year but isn't ready to make a formal announcement.

Michelle Duggar had her first child at age 21, four years after the couple married.

Their children include two sets of twins, and each child has a name beginning with the letter "J": Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; and Jackson Levi, 1.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

I love sweatshirt weather

I'm off work this week. I'm wearing a big warm sweathshirt and playing Socom3. Don't you wish you were me?

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Steak Eater Protests at Fashion Show

I knew PETA stood for People for the Eating of Tasty Animals!

Green Day Trailer

Click here to see the trailer for the new Green Day DVD.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Super Secret Inside Information

I have it on super secret inside information that Bruce Springsteen will be recording with the full E Street Band in the very near future in Atlanta and an album will be released early next year with a summer stadium tour to follow. Get in line now. There will probably be 10+ nights at Giants Stadium.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Who Would You Rather Be

Pick one and tell us why.

Tara or Georgie?

Squirrels??? I've Got Bear

This article talks about the dangers of attacking squirrels. I don't know about you, but we have 300-400 pound black bears in my neighborhood. I'm not so worried about attack squirrels.

Monday, October 03, 2005

This Could Be The Smartest Guy On Earth

From: This British Newspaper

They have to learn to say no, says head
By Lachlan Mackinnon

A LEADING Scots headteacher has claimed parents who won't say "no" to their children are making life harder for schools.

Education expert Mike Beale said teachers are increasingly having to tell mums and dads to stand up to their kids.

He insisted that discipline at home is essential for learning and attacked the idea that families had to be "democracies".

Speaking at an education conference in Edinburgh yesterday, Beale said: "Heads are too often at the centre of trying to educate parents that it is okay to say no to their children.

"It is essential to draw lines for those children beyond which they are not permitted to go.

"It is not essential that families are democracies.

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"My heart still sinks when mum or dad say to me that they have made a decision, they don't really like it, but Maggie Rose really wants this, that, or the other and they are afraid not to agree.

"After all, we have to be best friends.

"I'm afraid the reasoning still has to be that parents, like heads, have to say no sometimes because they know best"Values have been learned before school begins. Language development in the first two years determines the pace of learning for ever more.

"Yet, school and teachers are held responsible for any shortcomings that children demonstrate as they pass through their education."

Beale is head of the independent Craigclowan School near Perth.

He is also chairman of the Incorporated Association of Preparatory Schools, who represent more than 500 private schools in the UK and abroad.

He added: "Roots come from discipline and appreciating that the pain of hard work is nothing like the pain of disappointment, from lines being drawn and by not being afraid to say no."

At a reception with Tony Blair in Downing Street last month, Craigclowan was recognised for "ensuring that young people receive the best start in life

Looking for a new facial hairstyle

I couldn't decide which way to go till I saw this... It's quite fanciful, don't you agree?

Sunday, October 02, 2005

I'm gonna win!

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