Monday, August 07, 2006

8 Things I Learned At Warped Tour

1. I'm old, really old.
2. A lot of the best new bands are from NJ.
3. The bands from NJ were all happy to be back in the Garden State, because evidently pizza sucks everywhere else.
4. Having the audience making the world's "Largest Mother Fucking Circle Pit" is very important to today's bands.
5. Kids like to heave empty water and Gatorade bottles into the crowd.
6. It is possible to ROCK at 11:00 am.
7. The Bouncing Souls (another Jersey band) should be much more famous.
8. If you forget to put on sun screen and spend all day in the sun listening to rock bands, you'll look like an oompa loompa at work the next day.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

I'm Busy, But Here's a Joke

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Tara Reid's favorite holiday?

A: Skanksgiving!

LOL