Wednesday, October 26, 2005

When Did Boobs Become Evil


When did tits become so dangerous? As a hetrosexual male, I enjoy, no I think worship is a better word, boobs. I always connect them to joy. A friend of mine is fond of saying "There's no such thing as bad boobies" He altered that slightly after seeing Something About Mary.

A naked breast changed what we are allowed to see or hear on tv and radio. That's powerful. But powerful for the wrong reason -- Fear. Don't fear boobies, celebrate them.

Or move to Virginia.

Parents Against Bad Schools: Complaints About Books

From October 2005 Harpers Magazine:

From the "Sample book review documentation form" supplied by the Fairfax, Virginia activist group Parents Against Bad Books in Schools, for use by parents when registering a complaint in a school library:

1. Does the book contain any sexual content? Indicate level of vividness, using the following as a gen'l guide:
Basic - large breasts
Graphic - large, voluptuous, bouncing breasts
Very graphic - larage, voluptuous, bouncing breats with hard nipples
Extremely graphic - larage, voluptuous, bouncing breats with hard nipples convered with glistening sweat and bite marks

I don't know about you, but that "extremely graphic" category seems pretty hot.

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