Friday, September 16, 2005

So You Wanna Be A "Hooters" Girl?


A peek at the beloved boobs-and-beer emporium's employee handbook (from The Smoking Gun)

SEPTEMBER 15--"Only approved Orange Hooters Girl Shorts are to be worn, sized to fit, and should NOT BE SO TIGHT THAT THE BUTTOCKS SHOW." That's just one of the important "image and grooming standards" addressed in the beer and boob emporium's entertaining employee handbook. The "essence" of the chain, the handbook notes, is "entertainment through female sex appeal, of which the LOOK is a key part." While there are too many amusing parts in the handbook to point out, here's hoping that none of the buxom waitresses run afoul of the chain's Pantyhose Police. The 52-page handbook, a copy of which we found attached as an exhibit to a recent federal lawsuit, also requires Hooters Girls to sign a statement recognizing that they might be on the receiving end of some randy patron comments: "I hereby acknowledge...the work environment is one in which joking and innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace." But imagine how much worse it would be if they flashed a little cheek.

5 comments:

lilmammal said...

Hooters: The ultimate source of workplace ethics and morals.

Sonic Reducer said...

I wanted work there, but they said I was showing too much ass.

Sonic Reducer said...

you should have iced them down before the interview...

fatrobot said...

i did
(runs away crying)

Robb said...

That chick has nuthin' on Mary Lou!

;-)