Monday, September 12, 2005

Here's How Hillary Duff Gets A Number One Album


Seeems that there's a secret plan by Hillary Duff to brainwash babies from birth into liking her music. I have photographic proof.

9 comments:

lilmammal said...

I knew it! My faith in humanity is restored! No intelligent human being would like her without coersion, right?

fatrobot said...

she gives a handjob to everyone who buys her album

Sonic Reducer said...

What do I get if I buy her box set?

Nölff said...

I hope she goes missing in Aruba and nobody finds her.

Sonic Reducer said...

Nice!

fatrobot said...

her box set includes her box

Anonymous said...

I had a feeling!

Bravo on your research. You're the next Woodward and/or Bernstein.

lilmammal said...

Could you imagine the news coverage? Sheesh.

Robb said...

Now it all makes sense. When is she going to have a No. 1 porn? That, I'd be interested in.