Friday, May 20, 2005

Fuck, Marry, Kill

You pick one of these people to fuck, one to marry one to kill. Here are your choices:

Bea Arthur (thanks to IndyGirl for getting me thinking about Bea)
Aunt Bea
Star Jones (I ran out of Bea's)

3 comments:

lilmammal said...

You should have a question like this for the ladies too.

I can't imagine any of the three naked. Gross. :)

Mere Existence said...

Star Jones for all three. The order doesn't matter, under the following conditions:

-If marriage precedes killing, it can't do so by more than a few hours.

-Killing must precede fucking.

Brian King said...

Can I kill all three?