This week is Quickly Becoming Asshole Week

Monday's asshole: That cloned dog.
Tuesday's asshole: Ricky Williams.
Wednesday's asshole: This Fucktard.

From The Smoking Gun:

Meet Dusten Jacob Williams. The 20-year-old Oregon man was arrested yesterday afternoon for brandishing what appeared to be a handgun outside a school. After parents reported seeing a man pulling the black handgun on pupils in the parking lot of Conestoga Middle School, the school briefly went into lockdown. According to Beaverton cops, Williams pressed the gun into the stomach of one student and pointed the weapon at the school and pulled the trigger before riding off on his skateboard. (Ok, you're 20 and you're riding around on a skateboard? Unless you're Tony Hawk and you're over 17 and still skateboarding, you're a loser)

Williams was apprehended a few blocks away with a BB gun designed to look like a Glock. The unemployed Oregonian (Suprise, suprise. 20, on a skateboard dressed like a Starwars guy and no job? Who'd a thunk it?), who was eventually charged with disorderly conduct, told cops that he was showing the replica gat to friends and probably should not have been doing it outside a school.

Now as for the face paint, apparently the 6' 4" Williams was going for a devil/"Revenge of the Sith" look, surmised one law enforcement official. So what kind of guy parades around in the middle of the day with red and black paint on his face a la Darth Maul? The kind who waves a fake gun around outside a school and then escapes on his waiting skateboard.